The One With the way to spend your weekend

Saturday ..
1. wake up early in the morning..
2. wash your car..if u dont own one..wash ur dad's or mum's..
3. buy newspaper from the nearest 7Eleven..
4. read newpapers while having ur breakfast..just incase ur not multitask..pls have ur breakfast after reading the papers..
5. if it is 1100am..continue ur sleep...
6. u must wake up after 1pm and take ur shower..n if u own a tub..have a nice long bath...
7. spend the rest of the day watching dvd ( have a FRIENDS DVD marathon--RECOMMENDED)
8. if its maghrib..dun forget to do ur prayer..
9. watch tv and chat till the wee hours..

Sunday..
1.repeat step 1-9
2. step 2 can only be repeated if u want to impress the girl staying infront of ur house
3. repeat step 3-9